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Revision: 1.1
Committed: Mon Apr 8 21:08:10 2002 UTC (14 years, 3 months ago) by markw
Branch: MAIN
CVS Tags: Release4, HEAD_NEW, HEAD
Log Message:
added disclaimer

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1 This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real
2 persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some
3 assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
4 shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some viewers. If
5 condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.
6 Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct,
7 indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
8 or failure to perform. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Substantial
9 penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Your cancelled
10 check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their families
11 are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver does not carry cash. Limited time
12 offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area.
13 Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does
14 not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call
15 toll free before digging. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
16 appear for identification purposes only. All models over 18 years of age. Do
17 not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be
18 paid by addressee. Apply only to affected area. One size fits all. Many
19 suitcases look alike. Edited for television. No solicitors. Reproduction
20 strictly prohibited. Restaurant package, not for resale. Objects in mirror
21 are closer than they appear. Decision of judges is final. This supersedes
22 all previous notices. No other warranty expressed or implied.