[Pipet Devel] development roadmap (humor)

J.W. Bizzaro bizzaro at geoserve.net
Sun Nov 21 12:58:01 EST 1999

Alpha Test Version:  Too buggy to be released to the paying public.

Beta Test Version:  Still too buggy to be released.

Release Version:  Alternate pronunciation of "Beta Test Version".

Version 1.0:  Buggier than Maine in June;  eats data.

Version 1.1:  Eats data only occasionally; upgrade is free, to avoid
                by disgruntled users of Version 1.0.

Version 2.0:  The version originally planned as the first release, except
                a couple of data-eating bugs that just won't seem to go
                no free upgrades or the company would go bankrupt.

Version 3.0:  The revision in the works when the company goes bankrupt.

(from http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/software.terms.html)

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